tchaikovskaya:

woodwhittling073828191935:

tchaikovskaya:

She gone girled irl

me…..

#Cecil said damn this is a real head scratcher *dies*

e-clv:

e-clv:

sorry i do really think it’s hysterical that people like harry styles and joe jonas are out there dunking themselves desperately in glitter and wearing little glam rock outfits in an attempt to remain relevant and all gerard way has to do is show up to a gig in his autism comfort jacket, crew socks, combat boots, and a pair of 5-inch inseam shorts and the homosexuals lose their minds. it’s about the ingredient not the seasoning ladies 

a pair of tiny little shorts

and-so-it-endsss:

beardedmrbean:

Stop motion wood working

tool_tips

You can’t just leave this in the tags

beardedmrbean:

grey-sorcery:

This is why it is so important to be critical and double check everything you generate using image generators and text-based AI.

testosteronetwunk:

testosteronetwunk:

i think we should be less afraid of calling things degenerate tbh.

i personally think american culture by and large has degenerated but not for the same reasons that rightwingers/fash etc think. people just don’t have common public decency anymore. there’s very little “please” “thank you” “excuse me” “i apologize”, people have absolutely no shame in public and yell and scream at other people with impunity, people blast obnoxiously loud music in the small hours of the night, they have no consideration for other people just trying to live normally and force entire planes to deboard/hold up grocery store lines/wreck stores while having tantrums, people harass random bystanders in public for internet content, people slowly walk 4 in a row shoulder to shoulder with no consideration as to who may be walking behind them, they let their toddlers run amok in public instead of having them behave at their parents side, they don’t introduce themselves to all the people living in the house that they’re visiting, they don’t make an effort to be as clean and quiet as possible in public, people don’t fucking leave tips, people drive like lunatics endangering all the normal drivers around them because they don’t have the decency to leave on time, they watch tiktoks on full blast in public, and so much more. parents have raised their children with no common decency and no manners and those children have become adults. absolutely no decorum at all. maybe it’s because i’m vietnamese but i think that the way you act in public dictates a lot of who you are. culturally, vietnamese people and just east asians in general have a very low tolerance for this kind of wretched behavior in public.

fellshish:

I can’t stop thinking about this tiktok i saw of a girl who was an extra in the good omens s2 bar scene and at one point david tennant just SMASHED into a wall and she was like omg are you alright and he said yeah he could just barely see with the snake eye contact lenses and the sunglasses and now i think about it every time i rewatch the confession scene like man walked off turned back around and pin-the-tail-on-the-donkeyed michael sheen’s pursed lips

loth-catgirl:

lemurwithaspine:

alright gays whadaya got?

a job

good relationship with father

neurotypical brain

ability to top

drivers licence

2/5

3/5

4/5

all of them

based on that infamous post, y’know the one

DISENFRANCHISEMENT

lovesthesmarty:

lovesthesmarty:

amastodonofconflict:

moiracolleenodell:

breelandwalker:

tribblesandtribulations:

breelandwalker:

dandelion-witch:

breelandwalker:

traegorn:

breelandwalker:

callmebliss:

callmebliss:

And they look out so hard for the well being of the spiders AND the dolphins

@moss-wizard of course this isn’t how we serve it!!

It has to be in a dish with much higher sides, so when we go to cut it and it tries to sliiiiiide away it doesn’t escape and blorp blorp blorp across mom’s nice tablecloth

SLICE YOUR CANNED BOGBERRY GOO INTO DISCS BEFORE SERVING, YOU FILTHY HERETICS.

NO. IT WILL BE SERVED IN PROPER CAN SHAPE, AND WILL HAVE ITSELF SCOOPED INTO WEIRD SHAPES THE WAY THE GODS INTENDED

YOU STAY OUTTA THIS, GOD-QUEEN-EMPEROR. AND TAKE YOUR CERVID STALKERS WITH YOU.

It’s supposed to be served in can shape with two discs already sliced and laying tastefully in front

I have consulted the scriptures and this is variation is still within the bounds of orthodoxy.

Mash the can shape up. We giving the table what they want, chaos in a dish, with a serving spoon.

Not to derail the escalating heresy, but what do dolphins have to do with cranberry bogs?

@hlahlahlahlahly it’s come full circle. Your job here is done.

In this family we support all faiths

chatterwell:

oatplant:

yourfriendlyneighborhoodsloth:

hobgoblinhero:

nerdgasrnz:

zireaells:

egberts:

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

#no block button we lose like men

#dodge or die #there is no block

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

lasernahrwal:

theweirdwideweb:

brightlotusmoon:

supreme-leader-stoat:

rainaramsay:

the-questionmark-kid:

genedoucette:

catblog-weatherwax:

hermionewasatimelady:

hungry-skeleton:

lynati:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

novas-grimoire:

procrastinatorkimberlygrey:

cryptidpdf:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

the-niffler-is-loose-again:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

unfortunately I’m watching supernatural and someone on screen said ‘there are No Wolves in pennsylvania’ and I was like. what a bold incorrect statement. where did they possibly get that idea from. so I googled it…google is insisting there are no wild wolves in pa?? except I’ve Seen wolves here?? there used to be a wolf that would hang out in my backyard and roam around the neighborhood?? like Everyone knew about this wolf we assumed he lived on the golf course and would come to our yards if he got spooked by golfers (very quiet block). like we all thought he just lost his pack or whatever so people just gave him a wide space and let him chill, he didn’t try to break into any houses or attack any pets but this was definitely. a wild wolf. where. where did he come from what do you MEAN there aren’t wolves in pennsylvania I’m literally spiraling right now

still feeling so gut-punched over this

To be fair, PA also said “we did not reintroduce mountain lions, they are not there, you’re seeing really big house cats, please keep coming to the parks and camp sites and ignore that video, that was totally not a mountain lion, someone took last week”

okay I’m sorry but this came up on pinterest and I Screamed

you are the state of Pennsylvania (allegedly)

i just showed this to a friend from pennsylvania and 1. theyre losing their mind bc theyve seen mountain lions which prompted them to look it up which leads me to 2. this fucking bonkers article

[caption: “We’ve been here 45 years and I’ve probably been told by people at least 100 t imes that they’ve seen a cougar or mountain lion,” said owner Vince Hall. “I kind of doubt they saw a cougar, but I’m not God.”]

PA: I can’t believe we’ve lost all our native apex predators
Citizens of PA: there’s a mountain lion right there
PA: sometimes we can still hear the sound of them scaring away tourists

…PA has fucking EMUS and you want me to believe we have no wolves or mountain lions?

Originally posted by yeshlihavera

what the fuck do you mean we have emus

http://emusontheridge.com/

https://www.abc27.com/news/us-world/strange/update-runaway-perry-county-emu-found-after-seven-months-on-the-run/

Guys, I’ve cracked it

This thing goes all the way to the top

‘Mystery animal’ escapes from Pennsylvania wildlife rescue

Rescuers still don't know what the animal is... and now it's on the loose.

KIRO 7 News Seattle

what the fuck is happening in pennsylvania

As a regretful born and raised Pennsylvanian, we have wolves, coywolves, mountain lions, lynx, and coyotes. Not a single person in authority will admit to there being anything but coyotes and lynx. If you see a cougar, they will tell you you saw a lynx. If you see a wolf, they will tell you you saw a coyote. Ignore the massive differences in sizes. No one knows what a coywolf is but we have them. I have seen a cougar with my own two goddamned eyes. There is an entire nature park whose main attractions are the cougars and wolves (and bison but we’re not talking about them) - it’s called Penn’s Cave, it’s been there forever. Everyone I know has seen a cougar or wolf at least once in the woods.

So what I’m getting at is don’t trust the government.

“the state of Pennsylvania is gaslighting its citizens about the native wildlife”

My spouse was born in PA (Bethlehem, Mt Sinai) and he is enjoying this entire thread, which we might show his cousins who live in Philly and have seen the These Aren’t Cougars.

whencartoonsruletheworld:

ghostlybluemuffins:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

disney when they spend exactly $2 promoting their new movie and release it during a busy weekend and then it flops

ALT

@artist-heart83 There is actually a reason for this. A very disgusting and greedy capitalist reason but a reason nonetheless.

Basically, they are banking on it not doing well in theaters, but doing well on streaming services in October, over three months after the release date.

Most of the writers/actors/workers/etc paycheck depends on how well they do in theaters and the three months after the release.

Since it’ll fall in theaters and won’t pick up in streaming until after everyone has gotten (the majority of) their paycheck, they won’t have to pay their workers as much as their work is worth.

cool cool cool im making a molotov cocktail